Archive - Serious Trouble

Please Don't Hit Me

Paul Weiss agrees to demands from the Trump administration, as does Columbia University; law firms struggle to respond to a hostile and lawless…

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Please Take Judicial Notice that Drake Is a Little Bitch

UMG explains to Drake what a rap battle is; several of Trump's executive actions are stymied in the courts; Nancy Mace enjoys the protection of the…

Mar 20 •

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At Least Everyone Knows How to Pronounce It Now

Trump tries to put Perkins Coie out of business; apparently Marco Rubio has very broad authority to revoke green cards; Ed Martin is mad at Georgetown.

Mar 14 •

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Ed Martin wanted a grand jury to investigate Chuck Schumer; DOJ attorneys say they're too swamped to do everything judges want; a New Jersey political…

Mar 5 •

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February 2025

January 2025

Settlements and Separations

Trump fires the prosecutors who prosecuted him; Meta settles; Some of the pardoned January 6 rioters are already in trouble again; ex-Sen. Bob Menendez…

Jan 31 •

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Thank You For Suing, Drake

Joe Biden and Donald Trump hand out pardons; CNN gets its clock cleaned in court; Eric Adams is unsubtly lobbying for legal help from Donald Trump.

Jan 24 •

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Unconditional Discharge

Donald Trump is sentenced (to nothing); Judge Aileen Cannon continues to screw with Jack Smith, who has resigned; Alexander Smirnov, who lied about…

Jan 14 •

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I Am Not In Serious Trouble

Rudy Giuliani faces contempt sanctions, and maybe the loss of his condo; Eric Adams wants a bill of particulars; George Santos gets two additional…

Jan 10 •

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Luigi Mangione faces a traffic jam of prosecutions; Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni go to court on both coasts; Matt Gaetz fails to block the release of…

Jan 3 •

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