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Laurence Yarosh's avatar

Was it a ham sandwich? Maybe the grand jury can indict that.

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Scott Williams's avatar

But would a DC jury convict? I think not. Hold the mustard and nullification.

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Kathy F's avatar
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if it was a single grilled Italian sandwich that was not thrown, it’s “I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the panino”

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Paul Jan's avatar

At least it wasn't Five Guys in the pants. That can get messy. Smashburgers and all that.

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Asa's avatar

The Washington Post has settled the important question raised in this episode: "After the incident, Dargin crossed the street to examine the sandwich, which, he said, appeared to have salami."

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Sven's avatar

I like the Bob Marley reference in the title :-D

("I shot the sherrif").

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Ray in the LA South Bay's avatar

"He said 'eat it' and don't you throw, bro"?

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